Sunday, October 31, 2021

The Game

 

That’s when the only pirate at the table leaned forward and said, “I have a pair of hens, so I’ll take three.”

 

Well, of course nobody knew what hens were. Did he mean queens? The dealer dealt him three more cards and the pirate sat back in his chair, slowly peaking at his new cards.

 

Todd Wilson, who sold lamps, sofas and occasional tables over at the Sears outlet during the week, had been holding Jacks and sevens.  He knew full well that two pair of anything beat one pair of hens, whatever those were, but it was the way the pirate had leaned forward, looking everyone in the eye, almost daring them to challenge him, that had set Todd on edge.  Was the pirate bluffing?

 

Lois, who had been paying more attention to the refreshments she had set out, glanced at her cards and then tossed them onto the discard pile.  “Is anyone ready for a snack?” she asked.

 

Bill Reynolds, had laid his hand face down in front of him and said, “I’ll play these.”  He then looked over at Todd and asked, “So just what is an occasional table, Todd?”

 

Meanwhile, Mr. Rogers, of TV fame, seemed to have a tell.  Whenever he had a good hand, he would hum.  It’s a wonderful day in the neighborhood…  a wonderful day for a neighbor.  Then he looked over at Lois and thanked her for making such good-looking refreshments.  “It is so wonderful of you to make those delightful looking sandwiches and cookies.”

 

The pirate grunted and tossed six dollars into the pot.  That was a tad steep for Todd, but he again looked at his two pair and called, lying a five and a one on the pile.






                                          to be continued









Wednesday, October 20, 2021

Tuesday, October 19, 2021

Sam

 


Raises buffalo in Saskatchewan.

Refuses to eat an orange.

Once, a long time ago -

won a sandcastle building contest,

but doesn't like talking about it.


There was a cave-in.

Things happened.










Friday, October 8, 2021

by line: Z. Corwin

 

Some gave him Frankincense

Others brought Myrrh

A few had a song to sing –

I didn’t have Frankincense

Fresh out of Myrrh

I had no trinket to bring.

 I stuck a Press Pass

in the band of my hat,

several photos I took –

they made the front page

the following day,

but never got into the book.

 

 









Friday, October 1, 2021

by a Hair

 

Pesticides may have slowed him down,

yet still a smile on his face –

The daily news rolled to a bat,

and yet he stole another base –

he sped along the baseboard then,

he scurried past the kitchen sink –

he took a left beneath the couch

was gone in just a blink,

What finally did him in some say,

Is really rather funny –

We found him twisted up inside

A rather large dust bunny.




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