Advancements from the International Space Station were
announced yesterday as scientists successfully blended cotton with vegetable
fiber.
It is only in the absence of gravity that various materials
can be blended together. Until recently,
progress in this area has been limited to creating new, stronger metals, or
blending shampoos and conditioners in the same bottle, but Doctor Erick Leipheimer,
of the (ISS) announced that he has been successful in combining cotton and
vegetable fiber, creating a new and exciting line of men’s clothing.
Celery strings are chemically woven with a 10% cotton and 90%
organically grown material. Now, men
will be able to dress for success and dinner at the same time. Doctor Leipheimer says the important thing is
to remember to not hang these shirts in the closet, but to fold them neatly and
tuck them into the crisper.
The report went on to suggest that button mushrooms may soon
be a reality.
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